spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

(via im-not-here-out-of-free-will)


celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via cheyennealyson)


asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

passed a tree w/ a triangle with an eye spray painted onto it. i had no idea the illuminati had a community college branch. very pleased.

i tried googling “community college illuminati sect” but i got no results. they must be a new branch. good to see secret societies reaching out to today’s youth.


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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

(via potatoandotherwise)


hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

(via potatoandotherwise)


okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

(via potatoandotherwise)